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Date

Posted on: March 5, 2012

“I think we should date.”

“I don’t know what that means.”

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“Siri, what does it mean to date?”

“This might answer your question: Prepared date. 140 grams. 391 calories.”

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“I think we should date.”

“How would that be different from what we’re doing now?”

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“What’s the deal with you two? Are you guys dating?”

“I dunno.”

“Well, how often do you see each other?”

“A couple times a week.”

“Sounds like you’re dating.”

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“I think we should date.”

“We already like each other and we spend all our time together.”

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“What does it mean to date?”

“I think the generally accepted definition is spending time with someone you enjoy, in a non-platonic way.”

“But what makes it non-platonic?”

“Sexual attraction, desire, action.”

“But hardcore Christians date without ever doing anything.”

“Yes, but they have attraction and desire. The fact that they don’t act on it doesn’t change that.”

“So basically it’s all in the head?”

“Yes. If you’re both mutually attracted to each other and desire each other in a sexual way or a romantic way then it’s a date.”

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