(over the phone at 6 pm)
Me: Hi, what are your hours for today?
Them: Today we’re closed until 10.
Me: Oh, so you’re closed right now?
Them: No, we’re closed until 10.
Me: So you’re open right now?
Them: Yes, we’re closed.
…

Turns out they were open. And now I have a sandwich. Nom nom Quiznos.